Best. Arrest. Ever. “..My Safe Word Is Pineapple Juice”

 

When this dude gets out of jail he should definitely try a career in stand-up. His one liners are hilarious…

“You ain’t get me I got you”

“Don’t tase me that sh*t stings”

and of course…

“..My Safe Word Is Pineapple Juice”

A little humor goes a long way but unfortunately for him,  he’s still going to jail.