No matter how good you think you are at fighting, never challenge a bouncer when you have been drinking. There are only 3 possible outcomes:

  1. Hospital
  2. Jail
  3. Death

I have seen it time and again, inebriated people start to think they are the next ufc champ and mouth off to the wrong guy who probably outweighs them by 8 trillion pounds. Not to say that bouncers are always in the right but at that moment after your 6th jack & coke, just assume they are right. Nod and leave quietly. The guy in the video below might be in a wheelchair after this body slam knocks his soul loose. Check it out and heed our warning – NEVER FIGHT THE  BOUNCER!