WHEN CRAZY PEOPLE REPRESENT THEMSELVES IN COURT. HILARITY ENSUES…

 
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If you want a good laugh this morning then you are in the right place. Let me introduce you to killer, jailhouse lawyer, and wordsmith Denver Allen, who is accused of committing a deadly jailhouse beatdown last year. Allen appeared before the honorable Judge Durham in a Georgia courtroom last week to defend himself against the charges. He was advised that representing himself was not a wise choice, but since when do crazy people listen to reasonable advice?  Enjoy …

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Whenever in doubt during court proceedings I hope lawyers begin to see the value of yelling out “Suck My Dick”

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I think Allen has been listening to too much Drake; “Fu*k being on some chill shit
We go 0 to 100 –, real quick”

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Well this is going swell.

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Someone please turn this into a Broadway Play. Move over Hamilton..

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Mr. Allen is the definition of no chill. He could have had a great career in comedy if he wasn’t into that whole murder thing. You can read the full transcript HERE.