DON’T EVER FALL ASLEEP IN A PUBLIC PLACE. DUDE FINDS OUT WHY THE HARD WAY.
I once fell asleep on the NYC subway. I had just moved to the city and had a night of drunken revelry. Worst mistake EVER. Woke up at the tail end of Manhattan with beer poured on me and my money missing. I learned my lesson after that. Luckily my incident wasn’t caught on video like this poor bloke. He fell asleep during an England-Pakistan cricket match and the rest is going down in internet history.