DRUNK MONKEY ARMED WITH KNIFE IS NOT A HAPPY DRUNK. FIREFIGHTERS CALLED IN TO TAKE HIM DOWN.

 

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I sh*t you not, this is a true story. What we have here is an angry drunk who happens to be a monkey.

“It was a bar staff oversight that ended with the monkey drinking some rum and taking the knife. It appears to be a tame monkey, which was created by other people before, and was getting along with some people in the bar, but after the knife he wanted no man around. When men came close, he was aloof and there was a risk of someone being injured.”

What type of oversight ends with a monkey drinking rum and being armed with a knife?!? Who thought it was a good idea to drink around a monkey (or any wild animal for that matter) in the first place? This story has to get filed under WTF.  The monkey was eventually captured and sent to rehab with a massive hangover.  He claimed it was all a joke and he was just reenacting some scenes from planet of the apes when things got out of hand. He has since sworn off rum.

h/t – aRede