I AM FREE TO BE THE SLOB I WAS MEANT TO BE THANKS TO THIS HYDROPHOBIC T-SHIRT

 

Check out the Threadsmiths Hydrophobic 100% Cotton T-Shirt

 

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This is damn awesome and was made specifically for me and men like me. Messy, no fu*ks given, always spilling sauce, clumsy men. You are our savior Threadsmiths! Check out this sorcery that you can actually wear.

 

Hit them up and tell them thrillblender sent you!