Idiot Tries To Dine And Da– Swim Away From His $621 Seafood Bill?!

An aspiring rapper was in court this week after he allegedly devoured hundreds of dollars’ worth of seafood and beer before swimming away without paying. Police say Terry Peck or 2Pec (hahahahha 😂😂) ran to the beach and jumped into the ocean after eating a $621 meal for two, which included lobsters, 17 oyster shooters, a baby octopus, and several beers. Employees called police who engaged with Peck in the water, where he allegedly refused to be taken back to shore willingly.