LARRY DAVID IS PRETTY, PRETTY, PRETTY, PRETTY FUNNY.

 

LARRY DAVID SHARES HIS FUNNY WISDOM WITH US GENTILES
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Larry David has given us some of the most memorable moments in TV history. Whether he was behind the scenes as a writer and co-creator of Seinfeld, or he was in front of the camera on Curb Your Enthusiasm. The man is an unfiltered and hilarious comedian/writer who serves it up raw. We compiled some of Larry David’s funniest Curb Your Enthusiasm quotes and moment’s below:

“Anyone can be confident with a full head of hair. But a confident bald man–there’s your diamond in the rough.”

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“An employee is told that the customer is always right and, in fact, the customer is usually a moron and an asshole.”

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“You know who wears sunglasses inside? Blind people and assholes.”

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“Women love a self-confident bald man.”

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“He wanted to stop and chat with me – and I don’t know him well enough for a stop and chat.”

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“Are you my Caucasian?”

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Larry: “So? So I talk during sex. So what.”  Cheryl: “Yeah but it’s not dirty talk you chit chat.”  Larry: “So?”

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And probably the funniest moment ever from Curb Your Enthusiasm:

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