SERIOUSLY?! THESE POLICE SKETCH FAILS ARE HILARIOUS!

POLICE SKETCH FAILS

So I have found my new calling, police sketch artist. Apparently the only barrier to entry is knowing how to doodle. The sketches below are funny but also sad. Sad because who in the hell would be able to identify a criminal based off of a drawing my 4yr old could do? Honestly I challenge you not to laugh at these pictures. The sketch artists involved in drawing these had to look at their own work and think  – damn I kinda screwed the pooch on this one.  Check it out below:

  • Delaware Criminal. Who we are calling scarf face.

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  • Did this dude actually wear super marios hat when he committed his offense?

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  • This Woodbridge Virginia Criminal is what charlie browns friend pig pen would look like in real life.

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  • This Murder Suspect must have been shocked in the process of committing his heinous act.

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  • Someone please put an A.P.B out on Elliot from E.T.

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  • Whoever drew this bank robber needs to be fired for lack of effort.

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  • Shouldn’t be hard to find a man running around with no eyes.

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  • I will give this effort a D+ because they at least got the shape of his face right.

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  • Hahahahhahahahahha I don’t even know where to go with this one.

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  • Uh oh Kevin from the office is now a battery suspect? It get’s hard out there when your show is over.

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  • You have a better shot at locating this hat than you do this suspect.

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  • Last but not least there is a car thief on the loose that looks like a sims character. Should be easy to pick out in a crowd.

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My take away from this gallery is that being a police sketch artist is a job that you can definitely do drunk. Just listen to what people say and then loosely draw whatever the hell you want.