SOME SUMMER GUIDANCE. AVOID THESE BIKINIS FAUX PAS!

 

HORRIBLE BIKINI BLUNDERS

Summer is here and you are bound to see anything and everything at the beach. Please for the love of all that is mighty – DON’T BE THESE PEOPLE:

You should definitely not be stuck to your significant other. Make sure you each have your own bikini.

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Please make sure you know how to put on your bikini. If not, seek appropriate guidance. She clearly has her bikini on backwards…smh..

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Fashion is cool but there is a thin line between cool and creepy.

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Your bikini should not be made from toy parts..

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If you take the risk of going super skimpy be prepared to flash the world. Also be prepared for it to be documented for years to come.

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Make sure it fits.

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No matter how hot you are, you can still look stupid. These fashionable bikinis give the appearance that your bottoms are on wrong. Somewhere a designer is laughing his arse off.

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It’s ok to tone it down..

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Make sure you should even still wear a bikini. It might be time to just pack it all up and put it away forever.

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Dude those are your underwear..c’mon just try!  A pair of trunks are like $9.99.

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This is how it’s done:

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Devin Brugman is the bikini goddess