Would You Rock Beard Jewelry

There is a real company on Kickstarter raising money to start beardazzling dudes beards. This can’t be life. Listen, we fully participate in the growth of our face blanket but this is taking things way too far. I mean what’s next, taint jewelry? I should have probably googled that first because it may fu*king exist. Fellas you can check out the madness below.

We are all for achieving our beard goals but we can’t cosign this. However there is some support because they have managed to raise close to 10k. What do you think about this new fad?