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Poor sap. There is no $6.99 chicken that is going to make up for the approximately $304,480 it’s gonna take to raise a child. Somewhere there is a kid being conceived because of chicken wings. What a time to be alive. Enjoy the dump fellas:

I would like us all to take a second and applaud the marketing genius who came up with this. Good Morning Yep Happy Hump Day
???? Surprisingly bullets don’t help the drying process. Sometime you need a little kick in the ass When you haven’t been carried like this since your wedding night He didn’t sign up for this
Husky is not very photogenic

When you can’t even afford to cheat.
Life is a lot like this promoRemember this gif today because if Holyfield & Tyson can reconcile, then there is hope we can control our urge to slaughter each other.

Carpe Diem