Funny Picture Gallery Of Horrible Children’s Toys

I can’t believe someone actually thought these were good ideas for children. You got some real weirdos in the toy making business. Check out this selection of horrible children’s toys. Any parent who thought these would be a good purchase is suspect in my mind as well.

Let’s scare the sh*t out of little johnny with this one..

Seems like a legit place to put a weapon of mass destruction..

What the hell is this supposed to be..

Your child will have nightmares for the rest of his/her life…

These look more like halloween decorations than children’s toys.

Umm a finger light ..yeah right perv…

Pooh is happy to see you. Maybe this one is sorta innocent but ehh still kinda suspect..

Sure let’s get little becky on the pole early wtf?!

Really? The maker of this needs to be tracked down and publicly shamed..

Wolverine has to pee too..

I’m sure this one will go over well.. lawsuit in 3..2..1..

Nothing like a hugable non-smiling murderous dictator to cuddle up with at night…

I don’t know where to start with this one..

Definitely not the smartest name I guess water penis was taken..

More training for the pole but this does seem to be targeted to a older demo.. so..ehh whatevs..