So it turns out Cristiano Ronaldo is just like you and me, maybe with less grammar skills. Ronaldo was caught DM’ing a Russian twerker on the low. But as we all should know, what happens in Instagram DM’s doesn’t always stay there. The Russian Press got their hands on the screen grabs, I’m sure for a fee, and they published them for the masses. Listen, a soccer player who’s worth 80 million can surely get some buns whenever he wants. I’m not mad at the man for using unorthodox alternatives to get his international game on. Check out the screen shots below to see how an international soccer star spits his virtual game.