SMUGGLERS TRY THE DARNDEST THINGS
Drug dealers all have one common thread that runs through their soul- they don’t want to be caught. So drug smugglers will try and do anything to allude the long arm of the law. It’s an endless game of cat and mouse with smugglers trying to be as innovative as possible to move drugs between locations in an effort to get to them into the hands of users. Most of the tricks you will see obviously didn’t work but they get a gold star for effort. Check out some innovative ways smugglers have tried to transport drugs.
Check out this 2000 hp outboard inflattable boat!! Some dudes in Europe were like – “Let’s just outrun the police”. They used this bad boy to speed across the english channel 3x a week and the British coast guard just couldn’t keep up. Since you are seeing the picture you know they eventually caught it but they had to bring in a specialized chopper to do so. When they locked it down they found about 300 kg of pure cocaine.
Below we have an attempt at beating detection. Those are cocaine filled breast implants?!? They weren’t in a girls chest but that would have been some next level sh*t and probably was on their white board. I wonder if smugglers use white boards for ideas?
They ran out of ideas when they started shooting drugs across the border with a t-shirt cannon.
Next up we have a wood door filled with cocaine. Architecture and drugs, seems about right to me.
These next items are supposed to be pringles chips but they are really compressed cocaine. I’m already addicted to pringles so this would have caused me some serious issues.
Nothing like Methamphetamine coated in chocolate. 45 of these were confiscated by a TSA agent who had a serious sweet tooth and lucked out.
Cocaine packed inside a hallowed out book with an endangered (and really fu*king high) gecko. He would have made one hell of an insurance commercial.
Don’t bring your kids a ecstasy filled Mr. Potato head. It is just bad parenting.
Those are steroids disguised as novelty items.
Then there are the cars, you always need a place to store your money…
and of course your bodies.