It would be time to break my lease if I looked up from the crapper and saw this snake. Of course this happened in Australia.
“I was called to a home in Noosaville this morning to catch this cute, five-foot, Carpet Python which had been sunning itself on the inside on the skylight. Imagine having a shower or going to the loo and seeing that above your head!!! Lucky for me this little guy was in an awesome mood and was very accommodating by letting me gently coax him out by tickling his belly. What a fun catch.”