Welcome to the Upper West Side of Manhattan. My old stomping grounds. In one corner we have a garbage pale kid and in the other a pissed off machete-wielding man. Who will win? Neither of them. In an embarrassing display of combat, these two morons flail and throw crap at each other in the middle of a city street.
— Paul Tena (@paultena) July 19, 2017
Cops later arrested a 40-year-old Bronx resident named Lewis Roman a.k.a the machete man. The garbage throwing dude ended up at St. Luke’s Hospital with a non-critical injury, police said. Summer is just heating up.