Soccer superstar Lionel Messi is making headlines but not for his moves on the field. Messi’s name is making the rounds in the media for his alleged lack of moves in bed. Instagram model (sigh) Xoana Gonzalez went on Peruvian television recently and blasted Messi as “a dead body” in bed. She claimed to have slept with the soccer superstar years ago. Her exact comments were:
“When one plays across the whole pitch you expect someone to return the favor, I wanted him to show me more than that. At one point I felt like I was with a dead body.”
Cold. But I guess if you want to make headlines, then you can throw out any unsubstantiated claim. I hope Messi uses the Larry David “Big Vagina” (see below) comeback.
Check out Lionel’s mistake below: