Meet Ted Richards, a man who has turned his body into …a mess. He claims to want to look like his parrots but he has clearly failed. He just looks extremely fu***ed up, if you ask us. Ted currently has 110 tattoos — including on his eyeballs — as well as 50 piercings and a split tongue. Listen as he explains how his love of body modification has led him to emulate his feathered friends.