THE iNOTRACIST APP REWARDS YOUR NON-RACISM

If you are not racist, I wouldn’t have a clue if it wasn’t for inotracist. This genius app is about to revolutionize race relations everywhere. This is what MLK was dreaming about; a day when we will be rewarded for the non racist stuff we do every single day. It’s hard out here for non racists so it is about time they got rewarded for all those fist bumps and lil wayne lyrics they memorized. I will be the first person to download this app and you better be the second or else- you’re racist.