LARRY DAVID IS PRETTY, PRETTY, PRETTY, PRETTY FUNNY.
LARRY DAVID SHARES HIS FUNNY WISDOM WITH US GENTILES
Larry David has given us some of the most memorable moments in TV history. Whether he was behind the scenes as a writer and co-creator of Seinfeld, or he was in front of the camera on Curb Your Enthusiasm. The man is an unfiltered and hilarious comedian/writer who serves it up raw. We compiled some of Larry David’s funniest Curb Your Enthusiasm quotes and moment’s below:
“Anyone can be confident with a full head of hair. But a confident bald man–there’s your diamond in the rough.”
“An employee is told that the customer is always right and, in fact, the customer is usually a moron and an asshole.”
“You know who wears sunglasses inside? Blind people and assholes.”
“Women love a self-confident bald man.”
“He wanted to stop and chat with me – and I don’t know him well enough for a stop and chat.”
“Are you my Caucasian?”
Larry: “So? So I talk during sex. So what.” Cheryl: “Yeah but it’s not dirty talk you chit chat.” Larry: “So?”
And probably the funniest moment ever from Curb Your Enthusiasm:
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