We can’t make this sh*t up. Career criminal Robert Wooten doesn’t care if you steal his social security number because it’s about as good as used toilet paper.
The 40-year-old Texan is a career criminal whose rap sheet includes multiple felony convictions and prison terms. He is currently wanted in connection with a series of armed robberies in Houston.
If you spot a charming dude with his SSN on his forehead, quietly go in the other direction and phone the police. I needed this laugh.