WHEN YOU HAVE POOP IN YOUR PURSE YOU SHOULD PROBABLY END YOUR DATE.

WOMAN TELLS FIRST DATE HORROR STORY ABOUT HIDING POOP IN HER PURSE

This is a first date story that should have been taken to the grave but in today’s over sharing society it’s going viral. Meet Toronto native Makela, a young lady who took to twitter to share her crappy first date story. This one is a serious doozy, it all starts when Makela claims to have met a man in the grocery store and agreed to meet up with him later for a date. While on the date the two hit it off and went back to his place. This is where things went to sh*t literally. We will use Makela’s own tweets to explain the remaining scenario:

I am a confident, calm and self assured woman… so I felt comfortable pooping in his bathroom,” she wrote. “This was a mistake. His toilet did not flush.”

So guess what Makela did folks…(drum roll)…

Me in my head: I have a piece of my poo in my purse,”

Yep, she put the poop in her purse unbeknownst to this poor dude. But the kicker is that she continued the date like normal..

Him: you’re so beautiful. The moment you smiled at me,u had me
Me: that’s really sweet
Me in my head: I have a piece of my poo in my purse

— misunderstood worm (@_blotty) March 22, 2016

Makela then decided to text her sister for advice, but soon after the man uses the bathroom and she hears it flush. So she unloaded her crap on him, well in his bathroom..
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“So I brought my purse up to the washroom. Unwrapped the poop, prayed to every god I know, put it in and flushed,”

“By the grace of God, it worked. The poo flushed. I was free. I was in the clear. Everything was going to be okay,”

So that’s my story. A man, sat there telling me I’m the most amazing woman he’s ever met, not knowing, 10 feet away in my purse, was my poop

— misunderstood worm (@_blotty) March 22, 2016

Gentlemen, this is what is going on out there in the dating world. Good luck because you will definitely need it.

Wow. All of the hard work I put into being a hot girl is tarnished by one teeny tiny poop story. Now I’m just the poop girl

— misunderstood worm (@_blotty) March 22, 2016