Seals Perform For Russia’s Victory Day
Ladies and gents what we have here is the next attraction at sea world. Actually, what we have are two very patriotic (obedient) seals. The two military seals – Winnie the Pooh and Laska (awww shucks) – held toy guns and knives. These are obviously things the seals could not wait to get their hands on as you can tell from the joyous looks on their faces. They dived through obstacles and raised flags during a performance at Russia’s Victory Day parade on May 9th.
Evgeniy Baranov, founder of the world’s first seal circus, said: ‘The new show is a logical development of the tricks that our seals learned earlier. With every rehearsal they get better and better. Vladimir Putin is yet to comment but we assume he expected trained whales.