RIDICULOUS TWERKING TOY WILL HIT THE MARKET….and probably sell out.

THE TWERK TOY?!

In weird news today there will be a new virtual reality toy ( I use the term toy very loosely here) hitting the market. It’s a Fleshlight-style toy shaped like a butt that jiggles, massages, and warms. I felt weird just re-reading the previous sentence. I mean, if this is your thing go for it because this is a judgement free zone.  I’m just telling you  there definitely is better options out there than spending $1,000 on this. What I’m beating around the bush about is that for $1,000 you can actually get a real person. I’m just saying. We don’t condone paying for the you know what but we’re just saying. Just saying…