Skip The Gym, Take Out Your Credit Card And Buy A Body (Pics)

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2020 was a rough year for gym-goers, and 2021 isn’t shaping up to be much better in that regard. Luckily, you can now get the hot body you’ve always dreamed, without moving a muscle, thanks to these realistic muscular body suits.

Thanks to silicone body suits like those made by Chinese company Smitizen, you can now look incredibly ripped without even getting off the couch. Complete with realistic looking muscles, bulging veins and anatomically-correct positioning, the muscular body suits create the illusion of a perfectly-toned upper body, especially when worn under a tight shirt. Some even come with fake body hair… Apparently, these ultra-realistic body suits have become increasingly popular on Chinese ecommerce platforms like Taobao and Aliexpress.

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These suits have been selling for at least two years to the ultra lazy. We aren’t mad at the trickery.. it’s not like chicks don’t buy fake lashes, hair, b00bs and butts. However, you may have one problem if you actually take a woman home on false pretenses. When you walk out the bathroom deflated there is gonna be a real awkward conversation.

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These suits are usually reserved for actors on movie sets, to make the actors look more fit than they actually were, but 3D printing and other technological advancements have made them available to the average consumer as well. Would you buy one?

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