SOME SUMMER GUIDANCE. AVOID THESE BIKINIS FAUX PAS!

 
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HORRIBLE BIKINI BLUNDERS

Summer is here and you are bound to see anything and everything at the beach. Please for the love of all that is mighty – DON’T BE THESE PEOPLE:

You should definitely not be stuck to your significant other. Make sure you each have your own bikini.

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Please make sure you know how to put on your bikini. If not, seek appropriate guidance. She clearly has her bikini on backwards…smh..

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Fashion is cool but there is a thin line between cool and creepy.

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Your bikini should not be made from toy parts..

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If you take the risk of going super skimpy be prepared to flash the world. Also be prepared for it to be documented for years to come.

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Make sure it fits.

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No matter how hot you are, you can still look stupid. These fashionable bikinis give the appearance that your bottoms are on wrong. Somewhere a designer is laughing his arse off.

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It’s ok to tone it down..

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Make sure you should even still wear a bikini. It might be time to just pack it all up and put it away forever.

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Dude those are your underwear..c’mon just try!  A pair of trunks are like $9.99.

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This is how it’s done:

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Devin Brugman is the bikini goddess