Stop Rubbernecking, It’s Just A Naked Man Fapping On A 30-Foot Excavator.

What you may call public indecency, we call extreme fapping.

A schizophrenic man gave passers-by a not-so-pleasant surprise as he climbed a 30-foot-tall construction excavator on Miami’s Palmetto Expressway. The man reportedly escaped his ambulance, removed his clothes and masturbated for all to see during rush hour. He eventually climbed down and was handcuffed and taken to the Jackson Memorial Crisis Unit for evaluation