Surfing, Wine, and Seashell Pasties Oh My.

Nothing starts the day off right like a little boobage.

“I was surfing, and my wake-surf/partner-in-crime, was passing sea shells to me for a mermaid fashion look. Later, we were enjoying a bottle of red wine. Since it was a very good bottle, when I realized I was going to fall my first concern was not to waste the wine. I have my priorities in order.”