“Giant parrot attacking horses.”“Where did her arm go?”“Took a picture of my garden and accidentally turned the concrete wall into a lake.”
“This buff dog-man.”“As I leave my office at night, the full-length painting next to my door reflects in the window of the office across the way and startles me. Every. Time.”
“Have you ever tried to look at your hand with all your fingers aligned behind your thumb?”“She’s got ‘leg’… and she knows how to use it!”“Eat your vegetables or you may shrink!”
“Some very big cats.”“This man looks photoshopped, is he?”
