Wondering what a thirst trap is? Just look at the picture above and it should be clear. A Thirst Trap is any statement or picture used to intentionally create attention or “thirst”. We have more examples of thirst traps in the pictures down below.
We all know that dance clubs are the ultimate thirst traps. Their whole business exists to reel you in and take your hard earned money out of your pocket and into their
po- stringy thong thing. I bet the two dudes above lost their whole paycheck .
If any woman you know is in a public placed dressed like the above, your alarm bells should be ringing. Thirst Trap 101 is to have men keep all eyes glued to their flesh. So no turtlenecks will be spotted anywhere in the vicinity.
As men we are hardwired to love them all – BIG or small. Dude in the back can’t believe his eyes. They come in all shapes and sizes fellas. From Amazons to itty bittys. But their game remains the same. Attract attention and bag a sponsor.
This guys face tells me he would gladly hand over everything in his 401k. Flexibility is another tool employed by thirst traps everywhere. How can a man focus with his brain when legs are bending at ungodly levels??
Don’t ever take a group photo on your knees like this. He is already giving them his soul by taking a knee. We can’t blame him because the power of the thirst trap is strong and Jesse Pinkman looks like he hasn’t had a date in awhile.
One of the biggest weapons a thirst trap will use is their cannons (boobs). A man loses all train of thought when faced with massive dairy pillows.
Thirst traps will take a selfie anywhere at any function anytime. Their goal is to make you offer up whatever sheckles your minimum wage job bestowed upon you. So that they don’t have to get a minimum wage job. He better go get a hot dog and beer and leave that tease alone.
Any girl in a bikini at a nightclub is not someone you will want to take home to grandma. Dude wearing the poop on his head doesn’t have a chance. His pockets are probably not where she needs them, plus he is wearing poop on his head. He’s lucky. Let the other sucker have the headache.
Thirst traps have absolutely no shame and no chill. There were like 5 kids behind her waiting on a happy meal. Instead they got a moon pie. Did she feel the breeze? Of course. Does she care? No, not at all.
Any over the clothes action doesn’t count. It’s just bait.
This guy is a prime target for any up and coming Instagram thots. Any guy slobbing a statue is beyond thirst. A girl could send him a picture of her pinky toe and he would paypal her his life savings. Stay sharp out there men because these ladies aren’t playing fair.